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10 Creepypasta Things To Do In Safeway/Walmart~1( Ask people for their kidneys
2( When someone picks up an item, walk up to them and tell them they shouldn't have done that. Then follow them around until they pick up another, this time tell them that they've met with a terrible fate with a creepy smile.
3( Whenever someone yawns, grab their shoulders and say, "Don't Go To Sleep, You Won't Wake Up." with a straight face, then walk away as if nothing happened.
4( Ask the cashier to 'Play with you'
5( Follow people around, if they ask what your doing, tell them your 'Always Watching even though you don't have eyes".
6( Ask for cheesecake with kidneys. Say its for your friend Jack.
7( Go to the candy aisle and begin to sing 'Pop Goes The Weasel' with a slightly creepy tone, if anyone stayed; start laughing insanely.
8( When the cashier tells you your price, tell them to 'Go To Sleep, if you have to pay that much'.
9( Start a conversation with someone, whenever you speak, make sure to twitch at least 3-4 times each sentence.
10( Bring a
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